Sunday, June 24, 2007

Sunday girl

TUK TUK RACING

Leaving Langkawi tomorrow. I'm off to Bangkok for the Third Annual Bangkok Bar Association* Invitational Tuk Tuk Derby. The Tuk Tuk Derby involves paying drivers outrageous amounts of money to take death defying chances in a race through Bangkok city traffic so one can bet on the outcome. Actually, it involves four days of bar-hopping and girl chasing, interrupted by thirty minutes of absolute terror.

Provided I'm neither killed, maimed nor arrested, I will be back to Langkawi on Wednesday.

*NOTE: This activity is not sanctioned by any legal association in Thailand or anywhere else for that matter.

Is There Another Kind?

A German company announced plans to market a "penis numbing condom," treated with an anesthetic, in order to reduce sexual sensation.

This is what happens when one turns to the German's for sexual expertise.